Order of the Infinite Runway  ·  Constituted XXVIII.VII.MMXXVI

Bless Your
Startup

A member of the Order will bless your company, aloud and by name, and return the recording within the hour.

Reg. MMXXVI-B-04417
Canon V

Of Intensity

The rite is administered at five degrees. The lowest is observed in silence and costs nothing; the highest requires the attendance of the full house, two thurifers, and the reading of the founding date aloud in Latin. Draw the taper rightward by hand. The Order does not advise on this matter.

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The Solemn Blessing
Plate + 15 sec. recording

Br. Iobus, in full vestment, reads your own pitch woven into the benediction — your product described in the language of the rite, twice, without comment.

The Solemn Blessing · Plate + 15 sec. recording
Offering
$29

Sites found to be dormant, parked, or unfit for blessing are declined and the offering returned in full. The determination of the Order is final.