A member of the Order will bless your company, aloud and by name, and return the recording within the hour.
The rite is administered at five degrees. The lowest is observed in silence and costs nothing; the highest requires the attendance of the full house, two thurifers, and the reading of the founding date aloud in Latin. Draw the taper rightward by hand. The Order does not advise on this matter.
Br. Iobus, in full vestment, reads your own pitch woven into the benediction — your product described in the language of the rite, twice, without comment.
Sites found to be dormant, parked, or unfit for blessing are declined and the offering returned in full. The determination of the Order is final.